Hey, satire is all about EDGE, and if there's anything Sonic, Pizza, and this pizza contest have in common, it's that we ALL got edges here. That's right eggheads: this is all satire, and if you thought it wasn't, well, you're looking like a bit of a goon now. Nerd.
Notes: Hampster Juice Wheezing, The Magic American Sniper, Lil Bowling Pin Jim, What’s in that sauce? The Catholic Church’s opinions on Skellingtons, The Creator of Chip and Orbot, TRON SILVER, lick that spider like Rohan,